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#251326 - 11/09/08 11:04 PM
Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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Turquoise
Salt City Sixxer
Registered: 12/10/07
Posts: 1265
Loc: Utah
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(I think this has been done before but...I was bored.)
10. You set your radio alarm for 6AM.
9. You've paid off the radio DJ to play Sixx:A.M. tunes
every morning at 6AM.
8. You paint your nails black on a regular basis.
7. You draw in or tattoo your birth year on your fingers.
6. You dye your hair black.
5. When you write checks, you spell the number 6 as "sixx."
4. Your copy of The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack
hasn't left your car CD player since it was released.
3. You refer to your family as "The Crue."
2. You are one of Nikki's 145499 + MySpace friends.
1. You are the coolest person you know because you know Nikki Sixx!
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#251347 - 11/10/08 08:56 AM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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Bluii
Yankee Girl
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 1612
Loc: 7-11
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*you hang out on Nikkis' message bored with your friends..
*when you spell "board" you refer to it as 'the bored'..
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#251358 - 11/10/08 11:16 AM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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mommysixxest
M6
Registered: 11/06/06
Posts: 2647
Loc: standing @ the gates of HELL
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3. You refer to your family as "The Crue."
**everytime something is said that is remotley related to Nikki/Crue/Sixx: A.M.....your children giggle**
**or as you type remotely , you spell it "remotley"
Edited by mommysixxest (11/10/08 11:21 AM)
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#251373 - 11/10/08 03:40 PM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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dj.nikki.16
old hand
Registered: 04/25/08
Posts: 756
Loc: lost in my head
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[quote=Turquoise](I think this has been done before but...I was bored.)
10. You set your radio alarm for 6AM. thats too late for me...im up at 4am
9. You've paid off the radio DJ to play Sixx:A.M. tunes
every morning at 6AM. no but until my damn cd player took a shitty ride to the trash it would come on at 6am
8. You paint your nails black on a regular basis. yes!
7. You draw in or tattoo your birth year on your fingers. no but i have his name!
6. You dye your hair black. trying to(no money for it til april
5. When you write checks, you spell the number 6 as "sixx." what checks?
4. Your copy of The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack
hasn't left your car CD player since it was released. it hasn't left my room
3. You refer to your family as "The Crue." god NO!!! but my friends yes
2. You are one of Nikki's 145499 + MySpace friends. fuck yes he's #1 on my friend list!!!
1. You are the coolest person you know because you know Nikki Sixx! yes
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#251378 - 11/10/08 04:05 PM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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NYSixxfan
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 09/05/05
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You have pictures of him all over the place, much to your husband's delight!
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#251416 - 11/11/08 10:13 AM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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Bluii
Yankee Girl
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 1612
Loc: 7-11
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I actually wrote this somewhere before but...
you know you are a Nikki Sixx addict if you find an elusive way around a corporate firewall/limited access policy to log on to Nikkis personal page just to get a Nikki Fixx.. Yes.. I will go geek for Nikki..
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#251426 - 11/11/08 02:05 PM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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MotleyMare
South Shore Sixx Whore
Registered: 06/06/08
Posts: 1528
Loc: Motel Sixx
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My list was gathered probably back in 1999 or 2000...around that time..with help from Sixx Chixx on the AOL Crueboards, Motleyland and a Sixx Yahoo group. Some are "inner" jokes but most of them I think we can all be a lil familiar with!
Signs that you may need Sixx-Anon:
#1. Sliced up tongue...due to licking magazine pictures.
#2. Sore fingers....from clicking your mouse on
too many pictures on Motleyland and various other
motley related sites.
#3. AOL account....to
keep up with the Sixxster's posts and hopefully
catch him chat one day.
#4. High Tissue usage....from constantly wiping drool off your chin when looking at pictures of the man.
#5.Sixx-osis...the problem of writing out "SIXX" instead of "SIX" when writing checks, etc.
#6. If this is your favorite number
#7. Memorized lyrics...you have all of Motley Crue's lyrics memorized<br> because they're the 'best.'
#8. Left side-itis...you always get tickets in front of the left side the stage at a Motley Crue show.
#9. BTM Syndrome...you always watch Behind the Music on Crue when it comes on just to see him grin at the end.
#10. DonnaTime...you will watch anything w/ Donna D'Errico...just in case she mentions her hubby. (Insert KVD and LA Ink here as well!)
#11. Jack Daniels was the first drink you ever had because that was Nikki's drink of choice
#12. You actually sought out
and bought black and white stripped spandex
pants..ala..Theatre of Pain..
#13. Even though you haven't
watched it in years if hearing an audio clip from
"UNCENSORED" you can totally repeat it VERBATIM.
#14. The following date means something to you: December 11, 1958
#15. You have or at one time had a
pet whose name was in some reference to Nikki or to
Crue
#16. You have countless video/audio tapes filled
with news bits, video clips, anything relating to
him
#17. Such video tapes are still prominently
placed in your video collection
#18. You can
slip his name or a reference to him in almost any
conversation
#19. Screennames...you have now, or have had
before, a screenname w/ "Sixx"<br> or "6" in the it.
#20. Real Crue...You have said before "As long as
Sixx stays...it'll still be Motley Crue"
#21. Email...You know all his previous and present
AOL email addies...and you've emailed him before and
then almost had a heart attack when he's emailed
back....
#22. When you finally score front row, left
side tickets you are so overwhelmed with disbelief you
cry through the whole show, yet with a perpetual
smile on your face.
#23: During a concerts you randomly scream in fits like the Beatles fanatics did
#24 You meet Sixx before a show and you
uncontrollably shake and just stand there in shock
#25. Getting an autograph, you stare in amazement, stuttering, unable to speak
#26. Your boyfriend or husband
jokingly says "If I wore a mask of Nikki Sixx, I would get laid multiple times, daily."
#27. You have his present screen name on your buddy list. And have the older ones on there too..just in case!
#28. You watch "Uncensored", "The Moscow Music Peace
Festival", "Dr. Feelgood: The Videos", "Decade of Decadence" or "Behind the Music" on a daily or weekly basis
#29. The first time you ever saw Crue in concert,
you screamed and carried on like a horny 11 year old
at a New Kids On The Block concert.
#30. You have brought hand made signs to a Crue show with some message like the following on them: "NIKKI
RULES", "NIKKI'S # 1"
#31. You cried at your first Crue show when the
house lights went on and you realized no more Nikki
#32. You have uttered the phrase: "Oh my God,
he's in the same (insert "town", "state", or
"building") as me!"
#33. Nikki Sixx is YOUR JOHN
LENNON<br> <br>
#34. You will buy a Sixxbird bass even
though you haven't the foggiest notion how to play
it
#35. When you heard that Sixx OD back in 87
you thought your world was coming to an end.
#36. When your friends had the misinformation of
hearing on the local morning radio program that Sixx had OD and not been revived..thus announcing he was
dead, they ushered you into the 7th grade girls
bathroom where your best friends in the whole world gently broke the news to you. Where upon your freaked out and your friends brought you to the nurse and told her that you had "experienced an extreme loss" and where subsequently sent home for the day along with your friendswho were also distraught. You lit candles, played your Crue albums, stared at the posters on your walls,crying your eyes out until about 3pm when such radio station announced that they had been given "false
information". You and your friends dial up the radio stationand ream them out for breaking your heart. And you also receive a condolence phone call from the staff of your Junior High School asking if you are
handling your loss well. (SWEAR TO GOD ITS A TRUE
STORY....)
#37. You still swoon and gush over the man
now at age X, as you did when you were 15!
#38. You have a separate folder in your AOL Favorite
Places for all Motley/Nikki related websites
#39. You have a separate folder in your Picture
Gallery for all Crue and Nikki pictures <br> <br>
#40. You have a picture of Nikki as your wallpaper
#41. You have a picture of Nikki or Crue as your
screensaver
#42. You thought it wouldn't be too bad to
date Matthew Trippe. Hell if you couldn't have the
REAL Nikki Sixx, an impostor was the next best
thing!!
#43 You've watched every video by Crue and
paused every part with Nikki<br> just to see what he's
up to.
#44. You've done searches on the
internet under "Sixx"
#45. In junior high, you used to write "((insert your name
here)) LOVES<br> NIKKI SIXX"<br> <br>
#46. You hated
Brandi Brandt.<br> <br>
#47. You don't MIND being called
a sheep....LOL...<br> <br>
#48. You search under
AOL member dictionary using the words, "Sixx" and
"Nikki"<br> <br>
#49. People that you don't know IM you
saying "Are you a fan of Nikki Sixx" all because of your
screenname<br> <br>
#50. S.O.S (Sisters of Sixx..need I say
more??)<br> <br>
#51. You spend a few days sending this list
back and forth to your Sixxie Chix Commandos trying to
come up with as many ideas as possible!
#52.You know the names and birthdates of his children,
yet you can't remember your nephew, what his name
again....or his birthday! (OKAY THIS IS JOKE....LOL)
#53. You keep all your Crue concert shirts even
thought they are "BB"..(Before Boobs) and don't fit
anymore.<
#54. You too bought a "Bad Boys" T-shirt
from the GGG tour and ripped it ala Nikki Style
#55. You know how to do your hair from the
1981-1992 years....
#56. You use or used Aqua Net Extra Hold (the
pink can) cause you saw it in the background of a
picture of Nikki getting ready backstage once.
<br> <br>
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57. Nikki Halloween Syndrome: You have repeatedly
dressed up as him for Halloween, long after you should
have been trick-or-treating<br> <br>
#58. You know the
meaning of "Crue Glue" and "Duck Butter"
#59. You have a fondness for any hair dye that is "Black
Blue" color
#59. You know all about
Nikki's turkey lady, next door neighbor.
#60.You can talk to another "SIXX-AHOLIC" about pictuers
of him by name. For example, "The white kitten
picture" or "The Ferrari pictures" and so on..
<br> <br>
#61. You know how Nikki got his first bass guitar..the
old "slip into the empty case" story. <br> <br> <br>
#62. You always thought tattoos were gross until he
covered his whole body with them...same with nipple
rings.<br> <br>
#63. When you watched the "Moscow Music
Peace Festival" on Pay-Per-View, you were pissed that
they cut the shot right before Nikki mooned the
camera. <br> <br>
#64. You wanted to go to California to
find the exact spot on Mulholland<br> Drive that Nikki
sat on his black Corvette in "Uncensored".<br> <br>
#65. You WANTED a black corvette....<br> <br>
#66.
While out to dinner with your husband, celebrating your
wedding anniversary, you can't help but have at least ONE
thought of Sixx (Is that cheating?? LOL)<br> <br>
#67.
You have Nikki's email in your on-line address
book<br> <br>
#68. When you send Nikki email, you
repeatedly check the status of it to see if it has been read
or deleted. If deleted you send mail again.<br> <br>
#69. When your husband borrows your "1958" tape and
confesses that his truck "ate it", you are ready to sell
the truck and get a divorce!<br> <br>
#70. You love
to paint your finger and toes nails....BLACK!<br>
<br>
#71. You'd love to get a tattoo (or have one)
that reads "I'm a SIXXIE CHIX and I'm PROUD!!" and/or
"SIxx Rules"<br> <br>
#72. One of your favorite Crue
videos is "Without You". You watch it over and over just
because of the VERY sexy and seductive "look" that Nikki
gives the chick in the video..and your are thinking
"God I wish that could be me!" LOL<br> <br>
#73. You
spend one entire summer back in 1988 sending out
letters to the tattoo parlor featured in "Uncensored"
begging them to send you sketches of the tattoos they did
on Nikki...in the end you start to offer them money!
#74. You go into full Sixx Commando mode when he
is on-line: Your fingers are sore after pressing the
"Locate" button on your Buddy List a thousand times, while
you fight to get into the chat room to await his
arrival.<br> <br>
#75. When catching up with your parents you
casually mention you have tickets to the Crue show coming
to your area and your mom laughs and says "I can't
believe you still are going to see them. Did you get
tickets on Nikki's side?"
<br> <br>
#76. Crue was played
at least ONCE at your wedding!!
<br> <br>
#77. You
were given or have given a friend "something old,
something new, something borrowed and something Crue" to
wear on your/their wedding day. (AKA...a pin fits
wonderful on your garter belt)<br> <br>
#78. You cried
watching the "Moscow Music Peace Festival" show because
you know how significant it is to Crue and Nikki
history!!<br> <br>
#79. You have named or persuaded your parent
to give a child one or more of the following names:
"Nicholas", "Frank", "Carlton", "Nicole," or "Nikki".<br>
<br>
#80. You changed the words to Prince's song
"Darling Nikki" to fit him.."there was a guy named Nikki,
yeah you could say he was a sex fiend..met him in a
hotel lobby...etc, etc/"<br> <br>
#81. You think "1958"
looks so cool tattooed on his fingers that you have
thought of doing the same, except "1974" just doesn't
have the same punch to it!<br> <br>
#82. Even though
you really couldn't stand her, you went out and
bought Vanity's album because after all she was Nikki's
fiancee. <br> <br>
#83. "Falling In And Out Of Love" is
your favorite Lita Ford song...(if you have to ask why
then you aren't in need of Sixx-Anon..but for those
who don't know, because it was co-written by
Nikki)
Copyrighted....***THE SIXXIE CHIX*** :^)
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#251486 - 11/13/08 08:33 AM
Re: Top 10 Signs You Are a Nikki Sixx Addict
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Bluii
Yankee Girl
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 1612
Loc: 7-11
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You may be a SIXX A HOLIC if you need to get a towel for your chair when you hear about the Crue coming to a theatre near you!!!
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